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This is what America is. No, really.

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  1. "Sharie is out of the office. Please assist me by picking up the night bell. I am going to the restroom."
    — More from the admin assistant. I guess she planned to be in there awhile.
     
     
  2. This is an amazing story. And only 17 years old.

    This is an amazing story. And only 17 years old.

     
     
  3. Kudos on the double meaning of “Cruisin’ through the 60’s”.

    Kudos on the double meaning of “Cruisin’ through the 60’s”.

     
     
  4. Hey a gig is a gig.

    Hey a gig is a gig.

     
     
  5. The fourth lady from the right is out-chiming all of them.

    The fourth lady from the right is out-chiming all of them.

     
     
  6. Slow news week down in South Georgia.

    Slow news week down in South Georgia.

     
     
  7. I understand that office creepers are a big problem here in America. But come on! Of course I’ll be able to describe this guy; all of his clothing has been cut in half!

    I understand that office creepers are a big problem here in America. But come on! Of course I’ll be able to describe this guy; all of his clothing has been cut in half!

     
     
  8. "Please accept my apologies for the first email which was upside down I did not rotate the document."
    — Another gem from our admin assistant.
     
     
  9. laurenmorrill: redhotfool: I made a thing. Inspired by this, of course. OMG, this is perfect in every way Brooke - note Lucille Bluth at the bottom!

    laurenmorrill:

    redhotfool:

    I made a thing.

    Inspired by this, of course.

    OMG, this is perfect in every way

    Brooke - note Lucille Bluth at the bottom!

     
     
  10. This could be the worst trinket machine I’ve ever seen. Put in three quarters to get a penny back. They don’t even smoosh it for you first!

    This could be the worst trinket machine I’ve ever seen. Put in three quarters to get a penny back. They don’t even smoosh it for you first!